and now for my third installment...I've been worried while this fasting about the lack of pooping during the procedure. Don't get me wrong I've pooped. Total I pooped Friday afternoon about three hours after we started. Which I assumed was a left over poop from eating days before. I then pooped again late that night and this time it was red (from the tomato juice, I hope) and liquidy. On Saturday I pooped twice, the first time was similar to the second one on Friday and the second one was squirty and actually burned a little bit.
I'll admit that I ate some sugar free popsicles and that may or may not have had something to do with the burning. I don't know.
Overall, I have been disappointed with the amount of pooing through the weekends thus far. But just a few minutes ago it got better. I felt the urge come on while I was searching the internet and upon the original gurgling I decided to let it fester a bit and see what I could do. the gurgling came and came and came and eventually I started to feel the push. Still, I allowed my stomach to process what was going through it. Finally after 20 minutes or so from the first gurgling I decided to was time.
I entered the bathroom and sat down with my book and began reading and obviously as I mentioned before it's over before it begins...usually.
After the initial blow I wanted to look at the poo and see if it was crazy colors or anything so I got up and turned around and leaned over. Now my pants are still down and I have not wiped or finished pooing. I looked for a few seconds, decided I didn't really see anything...it was slightly more solid and still red.
Afterwards I finished pooing and when i began to wipe I noticed a brown spot on the bathroom floor. Huh, I thought, whats that. it dawned on me it was a poo dripping from when I turned around and gazed into the tooilet.
Gross...
I wiped it up with toilet paper and finished the poo with a smile on my face...
Danny
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